The members of 'Squelling Beaver' thought they were headed to fame until one day. After being turned down by the small club name 'Madison Square Garden', some of the members got angry. Very Angry. I talking about steam coming out the ears angry. They started to throw drumsticks at 'The Zane' and 'Gimpy', then the drummer came after them with, the almighty, weapon of the gods: "BIG BERTHA". 'The Zane' and 'Gimpy' ran for their lives and later that week decided to quit the band.

Meanwhile, in the small rural town of New York City 3 other magic musicians were born and had started a band. Their names were 'Ladies' Man', 'Demi', and 'Vlad'. Zeus also gave these musicians special powers. 'Ladies' Man' was given the power to attract thousands of women while playing guitar. 'Demi' wasgiven the power to use a cheesy effects pedal while he played guitar. And Finally, 'Vlad' was given the power to, as they say "play cards", while he played drums. These 4 blessed people found a girl named Jill with who had no powers, but she did play bass so they thought she was cool. With Jill they formed a Scottish Folk Music Band called 'Cyanide Suicide' (hey! I spelled it right!).

'Cyanide Suicide' was going places they had just started planning their world tour with Yanni, when Jill decided she didn't want to be in a band anymore. The band fell apart. The record deal went away. There was no more chicken in the pot. And not even 1 car in the garage. After 3 years of pouting, the band decided to try again, without a bass player.

'The Zane' and 'Gimpy' had heard of the magical drum man named 'Vlad'. So they quickly jumped on their chariot and rode to town of New York City. On the way there a strange mystical man on a pony. The pony seemed familar. Then, they relized it was Zeus powerful stead "Muffin". So one thing lead to another and Gimpy's next door neighbor, 'Ro', was the bass player for Dire Defect (formerly 'Squelling Beaver'). Dire Defect would be a different band. These three Don Juans were no longer into Easy Listening, now they were the first heavy metal-country band. When they met 'Vlad' he had been 'playing with his magical' cards and forgot he was already in a band and joined Dire Defect.

When, the other two blessed ones got wind of this, they were cold and put on jackets. Then, they got mad and war between to bands started. But, then 'Timmy' the magic mole arrived and put magic honey in their eyes when they we're sleeping. They all awoke with sticky eyes and then immediatly fell in love with each other.